2012 Dallas SX: Post-Race Update
Dallas unfortunately delivered yet another night of misfortune for James in the 2012 AMA Supercross Series, but he was able to rally back to a very respectable sixth-place finish despite some hard knocks early on. Down, but certainly not out, JS7 will continue working hard to refine his program, and can’t wait to get to ATL next weekend to get his series back on track. Here’s what he had to say after the race in Cowboys Stadium…
Happy Race Day My Dear Friend Cliff,
I am just overflowing with anticipation. I would have highly recommended your monitoring of JS7 Eyewitness News for continuous update of the Atlanta event. However, I find myself questioning their journalistic integrity by false reporting our capture by Federal agents! At any rate, will this be an evening of redemption for the great one? More likely, it will be an excuse filled crash fest causing heartbreak for the fan base of three (FBO3). Like sands through the hourglass, so are the lies of their beloved Bubba.
On a personal note, Gee Mr. Science did go on Amazon.com and ordered the Monster Energy Girl “Build a Boobie” kit. That is the reason for my delayed post as I was assembling my purchase. I must say that Gee Mrs. Science looks hot. So hot in fact, I find my laptop is somewhat tilted on a forward angle. I only wish now that I would have purchased two tit kits. Since I (unlike the Great One) can admit I have only Gee Mr. Science to blame, I did not realize I needed to order two Boobie kits to construct the entire package. However, I have discovered that a carefully placed eye patch will work fine as a temporary measure. It is my plan to spend some time in the woodshop today, constructing a 30 second countdown board for the vivacious Monster Energy Girl known as Gee Mrs. Science to hold in front of the big screen. What with the use of my eye patch and if I turn my head just right, it will feel as if I’m there in the Georgia Dome!
A wonderful day awaits us both my Dear Friend,
G.M.S.
My friend G.M.S.,
I hope that your day is going well and that Mrs. Science isn’t too upset by the incomplete kit advertising on Amazon! I saw the false report of the arrest and wondered the same thing! I see that they have a new Atlanta threads on here that needs our attention. See you there, my friend.
Cliff
Food for thought: What is reality? Is there anyone on this site besides the great Mr. Science and myself that actually have a grasp of such and therefore can explain it in detail that is above the heads of the bubba clan?
Thought for the morning: Since it is obvious that the resident (albeit 3) fan base suffers from delusions from partaking in a little too much of kool aid, when does it become obvious to that pitiful group that what they worship is nothing more than a lie? At what point do they stop believing the excuses and see reality?
It’s 1207 here on Radio Free JS7 News. Freedom bird inbound. Repeat, freedom bird inbound. It’s almost time, followers. The hour is near. Over.
Do you think that there freedom bird will have any kool-aid?
It is a little known fact that those who imbibe in the Disney kool aid suffer from grandeur delusions of hero worship. As in this case, the bubba fans suffer from this plight and truly believe that he is the second coming. They also have no moral compass in the fact that they literally worship someone who feels entitled and that the laws of society do not apply. A sad state of affairs in that people are so blind that they follow him and believe every word as if their life depended on it!
We interrupt this forum to bring you the following breaking news:
JS7 Eyewitness News has just learned that Federal Marshals have stormed the homes of Cliff Clavin and Gee Mr. Science. Their respected dwellings apparently have been under Government surveillance since the two took over the JS7.com blog site approximately three days ago. No shots were fired and it was reported that the two gave up peacefully while chanting FREE RADIO FREE. At the time of this broadcast, the two were anxiously awaiting for unknown reasons, a telephone call from Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, of the U.S. Supreme Court.
When JS7 Eyewitness News informed the entire Stewart fan base of the arrests, the three fans said “finally, we got our blog back”
We now return you back to your forum.
We interrupt this forum to bring you the following breaking news:
JS7 Eyewitness News has just learned that the 80’s singing sensation, Whitney Houston has been found dead in a Hollywood Hotel. Houston is best remembered for her hit song “Bubba, I will always love you” and “Greatest excuse of all.”
We now return you back to your forum.
eye wus jus oneduring wen mR Klain wus gonna lern us summore. i gotta go ta a cooade parrty. go bubba!
Mr. Science,
It appears our dear friend Radio Free had the ban hammer dropped on him on the go pro thread. I call on your in this unconstitutional action!
Free Radio Free JS7 News!
My Friend Cliff,
I feel that apologies are in order for my lack of involvement during the current session.
Stop me if I begin to sound like a Bubba excuse making moron. Today has been extremely busy. It is pure chaos here in the JS7 Eyewitness News room as we prepare for the fast approaching Atlanta race. That, as well as the fact, that I am remodeling a bathroom downstairs and if I do not show adequate progress, Gee Mrs. Science will be pissed.
Let the woman get pissed! I have just received regarding the unconstitutional treatment of our friend, Radio Free. In between sound checks and waiting for some caulking to set on the sink, I will see that this travesty is corrected. It was bad enough that I had to endure such disrespect, but we’re talking about Radio Free. I heard that Radio Free is a bad mother f….shut yo mouth, but we talking ‘bout Radio Free! Then we can dig it!
Cliff, I feel we need to break out the big guns, remove the Tough Blocks (Bubba will hit them anyway) you might say. I have an old college chum from my days at Yale Lock Co. who happens to work for the U.S. Supreme Court. It would appear that a certain female Justice, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, have been involved in…well you know. I am sure that with this kind of pull. Our friend Radio Free will be picking his own frequency at will in the not to distant future.
Well, back to my bathroom project. Dear friend Cliff, I feel that I can confide this in you. Gee Mrs. Science scares the crap out of me. I think if I buy her a set of those Monster Energy Girl plastic titties, she may just get off my ass.
Mr. Science, there is no need for apologies, old friend. I hope that the project is coming along well. Out of sheer coincidence, I mention the Monster Energy girls to my wife every time they come on – for the life of me, I can’t figure out why the dvr keeps rewinding back to them on it’s own! I tell the wife that but she doesn’t believe me for some reason!
You are correct in the assumption of needing the big guns. It seems that certain members of the anointed one’s group don’t believe in free speech that our finest give their life for our freedom. Ah, such is the life in Hitler land.
I look forward to the next installment of the news.
Good day sir,
Cliff
The JS7 Eyewitness News Team, already known for a sense of humor not normally found in media markets of today, would like to share the following gleaned from the archives of a Supercross magazine;
Known to fans everywhere as “The Fastest Man on the Planet” and dubbed by sports media as “The Next Great Leader”, James is by far one of the most talented riders in the sport of Supercross. Loved by all for his untiring commitment and passion for the sport of Supercross racing, James is an all around amazing person and true Champion both on and off the track.
Wow, dear sir. That is an amazing find, I bow to your research skills. It seems that the article is less than truthful – to which has been proven time and again. You skills and knowledge set continue to amaze me.
Your humble friend,
Cliff
JS7 Eyewitness News is in no way related to Radio Free JS7 News. JS7 Eyewitness News welcomes Radio Free JS7 News to this site with the belief that without knowledge, one is but a Bubba fan.
I happen to know Radio Free and can tell you with 100% accuracy that he feels the same way we do.
Good day!
Cliff
Good Morning My Friend,
I have come to enjoy the time variations between our places of residence. Why you ask? The answer is quite simple; it allows me the opportunity to digest your thought provoking first lesson while enjoying a warm cup of coffee. (I am told that Juan Valdez himself, has hand picked the beans!)
Gee Mr. Science fears that the simpletons of the Supercross world, the Bubba fans, if you will, may believe that speed itself (or lack of) to be the cause of such a pitiful standing in series points. -42, oh the horror! Yet, he continues to be known as the “Fastest Man on the Planet” I surmise that it is this uncontrolled speed that has landed young Bubba in his current position, unfortunately for him, that is quite often on the ground.
Gee Mr. Science also found the comparison to RV to have been exquisitely delivered in terms that even the most intellectually challenged Bubba fan could understand. Since we share such a wonderful friendship, (BFF’s I believe the youngsters’ call it.) I trust you will view my thoughts on RV and Bubba with open-mindedness.
Let us begin this comparison with the obvious for the sake of the Stewart fan. Bubba has a blue motorcycle while RV has a green one. Bubba has black hair, while RV has red hair. Bubba must Goggle MapQuest to find his way to the podium, while RV can make the trek blindfolded. Bubba likes to place blame, while RV accepts his own faults without having to point fingers. Bubba rides with an inflated ego, while RV rides with obvious skill and training. Bubba loves Bubba, RV loves the sport.
So dear friend, I look forward to the evening when we will be standing on the Podium of Intelligence together. Of course, Gee Mr. Science may easily become distracted by the silicon packed hooters of the Monster Energy girls.
It is nice to hear from you, my friend. I had tinge of uneasiness at the thought of the “ban hammer” striking you! Your explanation of Supercross’s current events is most thought-provoking and well timed! I feel that even the most simple-minded dreg on this site can fully understand it, although I am not sure that the annointed one has a clue.
One thing I may add is that the fans here have been drinking a very strong variety of kool aid and thoroughly believe that not only will he turn things around, but will also win the championship! It does seem that they are in denial and will not accept reason. Ahh, the life of the simple minded ones.
It seems that we have a new friend, Radio Free! I guess that not all that venture to read this site are kool aid drinkers! Remember, other threads on this site are in need of an educational uplifting, too.
It was very nice to hear from you, dear sir!
It is 1201, 24 FEB 2012, here on Radio Free JS7 News. The blue lights are flashing. Repeat, the blue lights are flashing. Wait for instructions. Over.
Here is an interesting bit of trivia: Now most of you were probably under the assumption that basketball was invented in these United States, right? Basketball was invented thousands of years ago by the Mayans – they played it for centuries.
It is 0815 here on Radio Free JS7 News. Clouds are forming on the horizon. Repeat, Clouds are forming on the horizon. Over.
My dear friend, Mr. Science. It appears that the posters on the other threads here are in need of our intellectual help. We need to give them some attention to go along with this thread. Hope you are well and look forward to conversing with you!
Cliff
Good morning students, for today’s first lesson we will be discussing Newton’s Second Law of Motion.
The change in velocity (acceleration) with which an object moves is directly proportional to the magnitude of the force applied to the object and inversely proportional to the mass of the object.
I understand that this lesson is far above the intellectual capability of the average poster found on this forum, to that effect I will put it in terms so that an elementary school child can understand. First, we need to understand what accleration – in layfolk’s terms, it means to gain speed (positive acceleration, that is). Now, the amount of acceleration is dependant upon how much force is applied to an object. Let’s take RV’s and Stewart’s bikes as an example. The acceleration of their bikes is inversely proportional to the force applied to the throttle grips, meaning that the more they twist the throttle, the faster the bike goes. Results from this season show that RV is applying much more force than Stewart, hence the reason for being 42 points ahead. See, very simple, eh?
This lesson has an unintended sub-lesson: cause and effect. The fact that RV is 42 ahead (cause) leads to the usual stewart fans whining and making excuses (effect).
Well, that is enough for this morning’s lesson. Hope you enjoyed the lesson.
Good day!
Has Selena Gomez made an ink-stained commitment to Justin Bieber? Amid talk that the Biebs, 18, presented the starlet, 19, with a “pre-engagement ring,” she turned up at a Los Angeles tattoo parlor on Wednesday and etched a teeny black heart on her right wrist.
That’s the very same spot where Selena showed off a Sharpie-drawn heart and Justin’s name during a performance in Las Vegas back in September.
A staffer at the Under the Gun tattoo shop tweeted a photo of Gomez with her new ink, and fans quickly bombarded with him with questions.
No, Justin didn’t accompany her when she went under the needle with owner Louie Gomez (no relation), and no, she wasn’t nervous and didn’t cry.
Also, “She is way cute,” gushed employee Jordan Sandoval.
Asian markets are higher today as Chinese and Hong Kong shares show gains. The Shanghai Composite is up 0.70% while the Hang Seng is up 0.00%. The Nikkei 225 is not trading. Asian markets are mixed today. The Shanghai Composite is higher by 0.70% while the Hang Seng is even. The Nikkei 225 is not trading.
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Motocross champ James Stewart charged with impersonating an officer
March 29, 2011| Orlando Sentinel
A Central Florida motocross champion whose website calls him “the Tiger Woods* of supercross” was arrested Monday on a charge of impersonating a police officer, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
James “Bubba” Stewart Jr., 25, was driving a 2008 Toyota Tundra pickup northbound on State Road 417 at 4:50 p.m. when he tried to stop another vehicle using red and blue police-type lights, troopers said.
*A porn star and a pancake house waitress added their names to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with golf superstar Tiger Woods, bringing the tally to at least nine.
Motocross champ James Stewart charged with impersonating an officer
March 29, 2011| Orlando Sentinel
A Central Florida motocross champion whose website calls him “the Tiger Woods* of supercross” was arrested Monday on a charge of impersonating a police officer, the Florida Highway Patrol said.
James “Bubba” Stewart Jr., 25, was driving a 2008 Toyota Tundra pickup northbound on State Road 417 at 4:50 p.m. when he tried to stop another vehicle using red and blue police-type lights, troopers said.
*A porn star and a pancake house waitress added their names to an ever-increasing list of women who have come forward or been called out for reportedly having affairs with golf superstar Tiger Woods, bringing the tally to at least nine.
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The Satanic Supercross controversy, also known as the Mr. Science Affair, was the heated and sometimes violent reaction of some Bubba fans to the publication of Salman Mr. Science’s novel The Satanic Supercrosser, which was first published in the United Kingdom in 2012. Many Bubba fans accused Mr. Science of blasphemy or unbelief and in 2012 Ayatollah Ruhollah Gibbs of JGR issued a fatwā ordering Bubbains to kill Mr. Science. Numerous killings, attempted killings, and bombings resulted from Bubba fan anger over the novel.
The Gibbian government backed the fatwā against Mr. Science until just prior of the Atlanta race, when the government of Gibbian President Malcom Khatami said the government no longer supported the killing of Mr. Science.
The issue was said to have divided “Bubba fans along the fault line of culture,” and to have pitted a core Western value of freedom of excuses and that no one “should be killed, or face a serious threat of being killed, for what they say or write”—against the view of many Bubba fans—that no one should be free to “insult and malign Bubbians” by disparaging the “honor of the Fastest Man On The Planet”
I will immediately begin a petition to voice reason and displeasure at the treatment of my dear friend, Mr G.M.S. on this forum. One would think that this is a communist society as in NK, or maybe even the society that exists in Iran, but I digress. This is a travesty of justice on all levels, but then again this forum and the inbred members lack the common sense necessary to carry on even the most rudimentary level of conversation. As our rights are being taken from us in this great country in the name of obamunism, the same is attempting to happen to Mr. Science!
Never fear, Mr. Science, I feel that you have the wits to out maneuver those who seek to deny your basic rights! Long live Mr. Science!
Its 1956 here on radio free js7 eyewitness. Is anyone receiving my broadcast? Over.
THIS JUST IN:
Freedom of speech is the political right to communicate one’s ideas via speech. The term freedom of expression is sometimes used synonymously, but includes any act of seeking, receiving and imparting information or ideas, regardless of the medium used. However, JS7 Eyewitness News has learned that the Rights of Gee Mr. Science have possibly been compromised by this very site. We have also confirmed that Gee Mr. Science has obtained the legal representation of Jackie Childs of the 90′s sitcom Sienfeld.
Its 2002 here on radio free js7 eyewitness. Your message is understood. The watchers are coming. Repeat, the watchers are coming. Instructions to follow. Over.
Good afternoon students. For today’s second lesson, we will focus on Newton’s First Law of Motion. I do apologize for starting with his Third Law of Motion, but I felt it was relevant to the course.
Newton’s First Law of Motion
Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it.
Please allow me to explain this in elementary school terms so that all posters here, with the exception of Mr. Science, will have a complete understanding of Newton’s First Law of Motion (from here on out will be called the First Law). I will be using Stewart as an example again because his child-like antics provide the best samples from which to choose. You see, layfolk, it can be explained in these terms: Stewart is in motion when he is mounted upon his bike and racing; he continues to do unless an external force acts upon him/his bike and changes this – which, in this season’s case, the external force happens to be his impact of the ground. This impact (more on force and immovable objects later) radically changes the momentum of his bike; therefore, also having a corallary effect on his race position.
Hope you enjoyed today’s lesson and stay tuned for another session in logical thinking.
Mr. Science, I do apologize for the first sentence. It should have read “all posters here that are incapable of intelligent thought and discussion, with the exception…”
My Scholarly Friend,
I not only love the idea, I have gone as far as presenting the notion to the A.M.A. I have never before seen such unanimous support. (In thirty minutes or less I might add) Knowing you as well as I do, I knew you wouldn’t mind if I based your concept on another attempt at educating the under privileged.
The No Child Left Behind Act of 2001 (NCLB) is a United States Act of Congress concerning the education of children in public schools.
NCLB was originally proposed by the administration of George W. Bush immediately after he took office. The bill received overwhelming bipartisan support in Congress.
NCLB supports standards-based education reform, which is based on the premise that setting high standards and establishing measurable goals can improve individual outcomes in education. The Act requires states to develop assessments in basic skills to be given to all students in certain grades, if those states are to receive federal funding for schools. The Act does not assert a national achievement standard; standards are set by each individual state.
Part II to follow Cliff.
The No Bubba Fan Left Behind Act of 2012 (NBFLB) is a United States Act of Cliff Claven concerning the education of dumbass’s in AMA Moto/Supercross.
NBFLB was originally proposed by the administration of Clifford C. Claven, Jr. immediately after he became fed up with the trivial nonsense of the basic whining Bubba fan. The bill has received overwhelming bipartisan support in the A.M.A.
I fully support this idea and welcome the education that is about to follow. The dregs of this forum are desperately in need of a proper education – not only in grammar/spelling, but also in the basics of humanity. I see great things coming from this!
Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
How does this relate to the boy wonder stewart? I will put it in terms so that even the people who post on here will be able to understand it. For example, Stewart’s action: riding over his head (as usual). Reaction: crash.
You see, lay people, every time stewart does something stupid, there is always a reaction (or a consequence of said action) that equals the amount of stupidity.
Example – Action: the boy wonder decides to play cop; reaction – he gets arrested (sidenote: see the hilarious mugshot someone posted below).
See how easy this concept is to grasp once it is put into terms so that even the average fan on here can understand it? Stay tuned for more lessons.
Good day!
My Dear Friend Cliff,
It is with heavy heart that I must report that my lifelong dream of some twenty minutes of being the next Star of Supercross has been crushed. I arrived at the Orange County Sheriff Office and asked to speak with Officer Stewart. Imagine my shock when I was told that he does not exist, that Officer Stewart is a figment of his own imagination! My first thought was where will this end? Isn’t it a known fact that his talent is but a figment of his own imagination as well?
I was overcome with the song “Don’t Cry for Me Argentina,”* as I got back on that horse, (much like Bubba getting back on the bike, following another crash) I said to myself “gee Gee Mr. Science why don’t you become a newscaster?
It is only because I know this to be a secure site, that you will be the only person who can see this, that I feel comfortable enough to tell you of my plans. I am pleased to announce that I have joined the “JS7 Eyewitness News Team.” I will be coordinating the color (not that N.A.A.C.P. type) commentary on Supercross beginning this weekend. You have probably seen a few of my preliminary posts already. Much like Steven King writing under the name of Richard Bachman, I will be writing under the pseudonym of Tom Tucker. The commute may become tiresome since I do live in the Pacific Northwest.
That is enough about me. I have just finished reading your latest post. It is with the upmost pride Cliff Claven, that I count you as one of my dearest friends. Much like the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld, you suffer for your forum. Just knowing how far you altered your writing to be understood by those less fortunate as us clearly shows this forum the true humanitarian that I know as Cliff Claven.
Good Day My Friend,
G.M.S.
*I have no idea where this came from!
Mr. Science,
Please accept my deepest condolences at being unable to fulfill your supercross dream. It is a shame and I, for one, am flabbergasted that an individual would stoop that low and pretend that he is a member of Orange County’s finest. I am even more appalled that he would pull someone over! Oh well, such is the though process of the simple minded.
I have read your news reports with great interest and wondered just who is the author of a grammatically (and spelling) correct piece of work. Imagine my surprise and delight that it turned out to be my old friend, Mr. Science!
I have a question for you, what do you think of my (new) daily lessons and tying them in with Stewart? I, like you, suffer from for a new forum. Since we must partake of such drivel, it seems it would be a good idea to infuse intelligent discussions amongst the horrid posts found on this site.
Good day, sir!
Cliff
Cliff,
I think they have blocked me!
The blasphemy of it all! Fret not, dear sir, for I feel that you will make a triumphant return!
We interrupt this forum to bring you the following breaking news.
James “Bubba” Stewart can add another endorser to his long list. It was reported earlier today that Depend Incontinence Products will lend their support to the mediocre one through the end of the current Supercross season. When asked about the acquisition of this new sponsorship, Stewart replied, “I’ve worn them since Amaheim One. Since they are available with two levels of absorbency, they have not only saved me some embarrassing moments, the extra cushioning has been a godsend during my numerous crashes”
Stay tuned to JS7 News for further developments.
We now return you back to your forum.
Why does the self-proclaimed annointed one call himself “the black snowman?” Stupid is as stupid does.
We interrupt this forum to bring you the following breaking news.
James “Bubba” Stewart has depleted his stock of excuses making an Atlanta appearance questionable at this time. It has been reported that JGR has acquired the writing staffs of Leno, Letterman, Tosh.O and The Colbert Report in an eleventh hour attempt to restock the expended Stewart reservoir of excuses. Stay tuned to JS7 Eye Witness News for further developments.
We now return you back to your forum.
Yeah you’re write about my grammer sorry I don’t have time at work to double check everything and my phone is slow as shit on this 3G network but thanks for the response you are a funny dude no I’m not a lil boy I’m just saying the racist comments I HEAR at these events are frustrating and yes people should be accountable for there “crimes” committed its all good keep your love for mx alive….. God speed my friend…..
Physicists usually dichotomize the Theory of Relativity into two parts.
The first is the Special Theory of Relativity, which essentially deals with the question of whether rest and motion are relative or absolute, and with the consequences of Einstein’s conjecture that they are relative.
The second is the General Theory of Relativity, which primarily applies to particles as they accelerate, particularly due to gravitation, and acts as a radical revision of Newton’s theory, predicting important new results for fast-moving and/or very massive bodies. The General Theory of Relativity correctly reproduces all validated predictions of Newton’s theory, but expands on our understanding of some of the key principles. Newtonian physics had previously hypothesised that gravity operated through empty space, but the theory lacked explanatory power as far as how the distance and mass of a given object could be transmitted through space. General relativity irons out this paradox, for it shows that objects continue to move in a straight line in space-time, but we observe the motion as acceleration because of the curved nature of space-time.
Greetings Mr. Claven,
I was so busy responding to your last post that I nearly missed this one. No time to talk for I have a plane to catch. It is my goal to purchase the motorcycle I mentioned earlier and become a star of Supercross myself. I said to myself gee, Gee Mr. Science, if Bubba can do it, who then hell can’t!
I do apologize for my foul language. I am just so excited about my budding career. Thank goodness the flight will leave me ample time to generate the required excuses as used by my hero, Bubba James Stewart! My head is so swelled from my anticipated fame, I had to purchase two seats.
Your Friend,
G.M.S.
P.S. Mr. Claven, play your cards right and of course, kiss my ass a number of times, you may just be working for GMS Motorsports!
Good afternoon, Mr. G.M.S.
I understand that you are in the process of purchasing his Yamaha? From the looks of it, you may or may not get such a great deal. I would consider getting new plastic and have the frame checked for warpage, bends, etc. I only say this due to the fact that it has hit the ground quite a few times! It doesn’t seem to have been ridden to hard, so the internals may be in surprisingly good shape.
You should have no problem become the next Stewart! If you like, I will help you compile a number of excuses – maybe we can have them pre-recorded and numbered for quick access! I, for one, will tip a beer to your budding career! I am honored at the prospect of working for GMS motorsports! Good day to you, sir!
Mr. Claven,
Might I ask a favor of you? Since I hold your opinion in high regards, your input on a few topics would be extremely appreciated. First, I wish to be known as Blaba, due to my size. Secondly, I feel that as a result of the current situation, my number shall be -42. Have you any thoughts on these ideas? I must apologize for my error in my last post. I said “who then hell can’t” when I clearly meant to say “who the hell can’t?” It is because I am just so excit……..oh my god, do you see what is happening? I’m making an excuse. I’m a natural. Bubba meet your nemesis, Blaba.
Your Friend,
G.M.S. (Blaba)
Mr. G.M.S.,
I have spoken with the powers that be in the AMA/Supercross world and your race name will officially be “Blaba.” However, I may still refer to you as GMS as long as it does not cause any hard feelings. They are still considering your request for a negative number, but I assure that it should not be a problem. Your first excuse is very well orchestrated and the timing is impeccable, dear sir!
People calling James a thug lol self made millionaire by the age of 23 lil Wayne maybe a thug too also a self made millionaire and is now 28 I’m white and make about 80k a year damn I wish I were a thug I here some people’s comments about James color at the races I attend funny too cause its usually white girls I here making the racist comments have they seen women’s mx anyway I think it’s great that mx has James he is rich and could tell us all to f off but instead he posts vids for you racists to post your comments on but he is still gettin money uh uh gettin money uh uh gotta love it!!!!
You should have someone proofread your comments before you post them. For example, it should be “I hear” not “I here.” This would take up entirely too much space to correct all of your mistakes. It is strongly suggested that you take a remedial English class – but from your style of writing it seems as if you are a little boy, so be sure to pay attention at school. When all is said and done, a thug is a thug.
Your reference to “lil Wayne” says it all…a thug is a thug. Your post seems to honor the thug lifestyle. Let me guess, it’s ok for illegal activities to go unpunished? Or, are you one of those who feel that you are entitled to do anything you feel like with any sort of consequence? Or, are you one of the nutjobs who is a conspiracy theorist who feel that everyone is out to get you? So, which is it – entitled or nutjob?
When the British ruled the Punjab…..they drank steaming hot pots of tea on the hottest days of the year to balance out their inside and outside temperatures. See, conversely drinking an ice cold drink on a cold day actually results in a more comfortable body temperature.
Mr. Claven,
Once again you have left me with a thought provoking tidbit of knowledge. Since this is a website for the Supercross enthusiast, I, much like yourself I might add, limit my posts to only the sport related topics. Thanks to your recent post, I feel I may have stumbled upon the cause of the mediocre racing performance of the one they call Bubba. Could it be possible that his fall from grace (and his Yamaha) could be as simple as to what beverage he is consuming prior to a race? I would like to present the follow for your highly intellectual opinion.
Hot air and cold air don’t usually collide; hot air rises while cold air sinks, thus separating the two.
They occasionally may collide, though and I surmise this is indeed happening when Bubba consumes a warm beverage on a cool evening or visa versa. Usually this results in some kind of precipitation, such as fog, rain, thunderstorms, etc.
In the most severe cases, colliding hot and cold fronts may form into tornadoes, hurricanes, cyclones, etc. This occurs because the fast moving cold air collides with the fast rising warm air. The cold air ‘revolves’ around the hot air, turning both into a windstorm, but the rising hot air pulls it up to form the conical tornado shape. Is it possible that a major meteorological event is taking place within his Pee-Wee Herman sized frame?
I feel that for the one they call Bubba to get back on track (or up and back on his bike then on the track), it is pertinent that JGR immediately hire a board certified member of the American Meteorological Society (AMS) to not only monitor, but to dispense as well, any beverage consumed by the one known as Bubba.
I’m sorry to say that my posts will be somewhat limited today. I will be flying to Orange County, Florida to check out a 2012 Yamaha YZ450F that I recently seen advertised on this very site.
Thank You for Your Time Mr. Claven,
Your Friend G.M.S.
Mr. G.M.S.,
I find it refreshing to converse with another highly intellectual individual on this site – especially one that has proper spelling and grammatically correct sentences. But I digress, I post non-supercross related comments in the hopes of helping those unfortunate souls that occupy this forum. In fact, I was hoping that through the process of osmosis, some information would seep into their otherwise empty brain.
Your theory on hiring a member of AMS may very well work and prove fruitful to young Bubba; that is, if his mind can grasp such a concept. After all, one has to question his mental ability if he is running around pretending to be a cop and pulling over people. Although it is possible that such a meteorological event is happening, I would suggest that it is causing severe turbulence in his over-inflated head.
Thank you, sir, for the stimulating conversation in such a dreary place.
Cliff
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Gotta love that mugshot. Ah, the role model of thug world.
Wow, would you look at that mug. But of course, all the kook aid drinkers here will say he could never do that!
*kool
But, but officer I was just…
Stupid is as stupid does.
I’m looking to unload my 2012 Yamaha YZ450F. Minor Tough Block damage as well as some other minor bubbas ( ops ment to say boo-boos. ) Anyway, it has only wone one race this year. It does need tires. Interested parties are encouraged to call the Orange County Sheriff’s Office and ask for Deputy Stewart. FYI, may be selling KTM 250 soon.
Well it might not be your year james but it would truely be incredible if you could still win the sx championship.Anything goes in mx so who knows.RD doesnt seem to be doing so well on his new ride.CR is out for this season.Villopoto could fall or not make a main.It happend last year.I personally just love to see you out there racing.You and Reed keep things exciting.RV is fun to watch but with out you and Reed there isnt anyone else who seems to be able to touch him.Dungys new ride doesnt seem to effective this season so far.I could be wrong.You know it seemed as though your bike was kind of sluggish in dallas…..??????It also seems like you ride with a lot less energy than villopoto.Like your riding real conservative.What ever it is I still just love to see you out there racing.See you next week.
Here’s a little known fact: Women have fewer sweat glands than men, but they’re larger and more active…consequently they sweat more.
bub·ba
[buhb-uh] Show IPA
noun, plural -bas.
1.
Chiefly Southern U.S. brother.
2.
Slang . an uneducated Southern white male; good old boy; redneck.
You take your average whale’s intestines and stretch them out…..You’re looking at three miles and change.
Mr. Claven,
Since you are by far the most intelligent person I have seen on this site, (the fact that you can spell confirms this) I have a question that may not be Bubba related, but I feel is equally important. Did Jesus have a dog?
Thank You,
G.M.S.
Mr. G.M.S.,
Thank you for the kind words. Due to the fact that the domesticated dog has been around for several thousand years – in fact, record has it that an Artemis in ancient Egypt had several – one would assume that he may very well have had a dog. Of course, this doesn’t take into account the fact that all dogs go to heaven. Very good question, sir!
Wow, talk about excuses, what about that whinny CR. Race before last, CR said RV was too agressive, bla bla bla. Now I do feel for him because of the Dallas crash and he is definitely tough-BUT always whinning. Regarding all the JS trashing, like the references to excuses, look at what he’s saying: Bad start… that’s not an excuse, that’s on him, he has said numerous times he’s got to improve his starts. That’s a racing fact, not an excuse you nimrods!!! Ask yourself why your hating…
mmkay, why your hating…mmkay I did it Mr. get2bill mmkay, now what?
Your Friend,
Mr. Mackey mmkay